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If I Collapse Please Pause My Watch T-Shirt
Sale price
$25.00
Regular price
$32.99
If I collapse, please pause my watch. Priorities.
A funny T-shirt for runners who know that if the legs give up, the run still needs to be recorded. Perfect for anyone training for their next 5K, 10K, half marathon, marathon, or simply surviving another long run.
Featuring a bold runner graphic and sports-watch design, this tee makes a fun gift for runners, race-day addicts, running partners, marathon trainees, and anyone whose watch matters almost as much as making it to the finish line.
Great for:
- Runners and jogging enthusiasts
- Marathon and half-marathon training
- 5K and 10K runners
- Running clubs and training partners
- Race-day gifts
- Funny runner birthday or Christmas gifts
- Anyone obsessed with tracking their runs
Details
Premium Tee: Gildan Softstyle
Unisex fit: modern/retail, pre-shrunk and true to size
Print: durable DTG with eco-friendly inks
Care: machine wash cold, inside-out; tumble dry
Fulfillment: printed, packed & shipped from the USA
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping
- We currently ship to the United States only
- All items are made to order. Production time: 2–7 business days.
- After shipment, delivery is typically 2–5 business days (tracked USPS/UPS).
- Shipping rates are weight-based and shown at checkout.
Returns & Refunds
- Our goal is that you love your order. Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns/exchanges for size or change of mind—please check the size guide before purchasing.
- If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll replace or refund it.
How to file a claim
- Contact us within 30 days of delivery at info@biohacktees.com with your order number and photos of the issue.
- Items must be unused/unworn and in the same condition received.
- Once approved, we’ll issue a refund to the original payment method or send a free replacement.
- If the error is on us, we cover shipping.
Policy subject to change without notice.
